{"product_id":"tactical-squirrel-tee","title":"Tactical Squirrel Tee","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eLock and Load with the Local Wildlife\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou want to get a laugh at the shooting range without looking like a complete amateur. The Tactical Squirrel Tee is exactly how you do it. Throw it on for a buddy's backyard barbecue, a long weekend at the hunting camp, or just running errands around town. It brings a heavy dose of humor mixed with pure, unapologetic American gun culture. You get the tactical look, but you show people you don't take yourself too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eStop Buying Garbage Novelty Shirts\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost funny graphic tees are absolute trash when it comes to actual quality. You buy a shirt for the joke, wash it exactly one time, and the neckline sags halfway down your chest. The fabric feels like rough cardboard against your skin. The joke stops being funny the second the graphic starts peeling off in giant, sticky plastic flakes under the hot sun. You end up throwing it in the trash after a month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou need gear that survives the punchline. We built this shirt to handle gun oil, heavy sweat, and an active lifestyle. It actually feels good to wear. You want a shirt that gets a reaction from the guys at the range, but you also want it to hold its shape by the time you pack up your ammo boxes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eThe Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTough Build:\u003c\/strong\u003e We construct this tee out of a rugged, highly breathable cotton blend. It fights off the heavy summer humidity while you run drills outside in the dirt. You get a supremely soft feel that refuses to rip or stretch out of shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAthletic Fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Forget about those stiff, boxy tourist shirts that flap around in the wind. This shirt features a tailored cut that sits perfectly on your upper shoulders. It gives your arms plenty of room to actually move and shoulder a rifle comfortably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Loadout:\u003c\/strong\u003e The front chest shows a lone operator squirrel locked and loaded with a backpack. Turn around, and you have a full extraction van loaded with three heavily armed woodland critters in full kit. We even slapped American flags on both sleeves to finish off the entire look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/strong\u003e You wear this, you support real American outfitters who back the Second Amendment completely. We print the ink deep into the fabric so the whole tactical squad survives the washing machine. No peeling, no fading, just a solid graphic that lasts for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eKeep Your Money Local\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBig box stores want nothing to do with guns, tactical gear, or the Second Amendment. Bales of Blue operates right out of Panama City Beach, standing firm on real American values. Keep your cash away from the mega-corporations that hate your lifestyle. Support a local shop that actually respects your rights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-container\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n    \u003cbutton class=\"faq-question\"\u003e\n      What Exactly is on the Back of the Shirt?\n      \u003cspan class=\"faq-icon\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/button\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eThe back graphic is a massive hit at the range. It shows a tactical van packed with three squirrels wearing full combat kits, heavy belts, and rifles, ready for a raid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n    \u003cbutton class=\"faq-question\"\u003e\n      Are There Flags on Both Sleeves?\n      \u003cspan class=\"faq-icon\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/button\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eYes. We proudly put the American flag on the right and left sleeves. So you can represent the country from every single angle without being too loud but proud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n    \u003cbutton class=\"faq-question\"\u003e\n      Will the Graphic Peel Off After a Few Washes?\n      \u003cspan class=\"faq-icon\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/button\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eNo. We use high-quality inks that sink right into the fabric fibers. Just wash it inside out on cold water to keep the tactical team looking sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n    \u003cbutton class=\"faq-question\"\u003e\n      How Does the Tactical Squirrel Tee Fit?\n      \u003cspan class=\"faq-icon\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/button\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eIt has a modern, slightly fitted shape that looks sharp. If you like a loose, relaxed fit for carrying concealed at the waist just grab one size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n    \u003cbutton class=\"faq-question\"\u003e\n      Can I Pick This Up Instead of Paying for Shipping?\n      \u003cspan class=\"faq-icon\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/button\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If you live around Panama City Beach, choose the local pickup option at checkout and grab it straight from our hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003eAdd to Your Gear\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStop wearing boring, plain shirts to the range. Pick your size, add this tee to your cart, and bring the tactical woodland squad home right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n","brand":"balesofblue","offers":[{"title":"Large","offer_id":52934985777451,"sku":"Q750187","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":52934985810219,"sku":"E571728","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52934985842987,"sku":"9278619","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":52934985875755,"sku":"703488F","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/0595\/6395\/files\/1.webp?v=1775039147","url":"https:\/\/www.balesofblue.com\/products\/tactical-squirrel-tee","provider":"balesofblue","version":"1.0","type":"link"}